I went to school today and I saw part time
students clustered around the department result
board. I noticed their reactions, expressions and
body language and this motivated me to induce it
into writing
These acts/reactions are not only peculiar to my
school students but also a generality/large percent
of other students across our tertiary institutions
1. They Refer To A Lecturer As Being Mean
After checking their semester results, they
amazingly keep their mouths widely opened like
someone who lost his Bet9ja ticket. They will
analyze how cheap the questions were; how they
finished before time; and how they attempted all
the questions correctly. They will blame their
lecturers saying they barely crown the effort of
students no matter how they answer their
questions correctly, if not, they ought to have been
graded an "A"
2. They Leap Praises On Themselves
Just because the y were fortunate to hit high
scores while others did not, you will see them
walk-bouncing and parading the class, raising
shoulders and praising themselves just to
intimidate others that did not perform so well
3. They Start Crying
As we know thatI observe that guys barely cry after
checking their results, but the ladies deserve a
standing ovation for this. After checking their
results, they will place their hands on their heads
crying and sweating profusely as if they just lost a
relative. They will keep checking every five minutes
expecting their grades to change miraculously
4. They Put Blame Invigilators These ones will
always blame their failure or low grades on the
strict invigilators who prevented them from girraf-
ing, or communicating with their friends, and/or
insufficient time. if not, they ought to have scored
at least a/an "A" or "B". When they score " or F",
they will say, so this man gave me D despite what
I wrote; but when they score "A", they will say that
is what they deserve
5. They Will Cross Out Their Names
These ones will check their results and would act
like they have passed but will come back later at
night to cancel their names and grades
6. "Thank God I Did Not Carry The Course" Crew
These ones will go straight to d end of their
results to see if there is any carry over before even
checking grades proper. You will see them go on
their knees singing praises to God that they
narrowly escaped CARRY OVER. I call them LET MY
PEOPLE GO crew
7. They Check The Grades Of Other Students
The ones might have crammed the matric numbers
of most students must while some might have even
compiled the list of all students in a piece of paper
and will bring it along with them when result is
released. You will see them come under the
disguise of checking their results, when if fact, they
are checking that of other students.
8. They Console Others
These ones will check their results without even
saying anything. Either they fail or pass, no one
knows.
You will see them consoling their colleges who
have failed.
9. They Stay Miles Away From The Result Board
They will come and stay few miles away from the
board waiting for other students to vacate the
board before they check theirs. This is because
they are not sure of themselves and they don't
want the breeze to expose the anus of the fowl
10. Feel free to add the last one
I drop my pen at this point
Thanks for reading
Have fun
Lala Emma.
students clustered around the department result
board. I noticed their reactions, expressions and
body language and this motivated me to induce it
into writing
These acts/reactions are not only peculiar to my
school students but also a generality/large percent
of other students across our tertiary institutions
1. They Refer To A Lecturer As Being Mean
After checking their semester results, they
amazingly keep their mouths widely opened like
someone who lost his Bet9ja ticket. They will
analyze how cheap the questions were; how they
finished before time; and how they attempted all
the questions correctly. They will blame their
lecturers saying they barely crown the effort of
students no matter how they answer their
questions correctly, if not, they ought to have been
graded an "A"
2. They Leap Praises On Themselves
Just because the y were fortunate to hit high
scores while others did not, you will see them
walk-bouncing and parading the class, raising
shoulders and praising themselves just to
intimidate others that did not perform so well
3. They Start Crying
As we know thatI observe that guys barely cry after
checking their results, but the ladies deserve a
standing ovation for this. After checking their
results, they will place their hands on their heads
crying and sweating profusely as if they just lost a
relative. They will keep checking every five minutes
expecting their grades to change miraculously
4. They Put Blame Invigilators These ones will
always blame their failure or low grades on the
strict invigilators who prevented them from girraf-
ing, or communicating with their friends, and/or
insufficient time. if not, they ought to have scored
at least a/an "A" or "B". When they score " or F",
they will say, so this man gave me D despite what
I wrote; but when they score "A", they will say that
is what they deserve
5. They Will Cross Out Their Names
These ones will check their results and would act
like they have passed but will come back later at
night to cancel their names and grades
6. "Thank God I Did Not Carry The Course" Crew
These ones will go straight to d end of their
results to see if there is any carry over before even
checking grades proper. You will see them go on
their knees singing praises to God that they
narrowly escaped CARRY OVER. I call them LET MY
PEOPLE GO crew
7. They Check The Grades Of Other Students
The ones might have crammed the matric numbers
of most students must while some might have even
compiled the list of all students in a piece of paper
and will bring it along with them when result is
released. You will see them come under the
disguise of checking their results, when if fact, they
are checking that of other students.
8. They Console Others
These ones will check their results without even
saying anything. Either they fail or pass, no one
knows.
You will see them consoling their colleges who
have failed.
9. They Stay Miles Away From The Result Board
They will come and stay few miles away from the
board waiting for other students to vacate the
board before they check theirs. This is because
they are not sure of themselves and they don't
want the breeze to expose the anus of the fowl
10. Feel free to add the last one
I drop my pen at this point
Thanks for reading
Have fun
Lala Emma.
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