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School Proprietress And Business Man Electrocuted To Death In Hotel Shower (Photo)

Mrs. Ebiegberi Ejor (popularly known as nee Amungo), a 41 year old school proprietress and her male business partner have been electrocuted to death in a hotel room.
Mrs. Ejor was the proprietress of Ebilabelle Fashion House and Big Sky School and also a mother of 4 married to the former chairman of Eleme LGA, Rivers State.
Follow the jump to see the police report, and the position they were found in when police saw them:
According to the police report, she died on the 6th of July, 2015, inside a room at Ugalink Hotel, situated in 9/11 Odumini Lane, Road 24 Extension A, Agip Estate, Port Harcourt, Rivers State along with her business partner, Mr. Freedom Rondue Harrison, a Nigerian-born, France-based business man.
The report claims that both parties were found nak*d on the floor in the position of an embrace as the shower lay in-between their bodies at the entrance of the shower cubicle. An autopsy conducted at University of Port Harcourt Teaching Hospital (UPTH) by Dr. Obiorah concluded that they died of electrocution.
The family of Mrs. Ejor, the Amungo Family, is rejecting the autopsy report, claiming that both Mrs. Ejor and Mr. Harrison were murdered and their bodies planted in the hotel room, and are requesting another autopsy and fresh investigation.

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How Yemi Alade Finally Kicked Out Tiwa Savage From The Throne

In my previous article, i wrote about how Tiwa Savage helped and killed Mocheddah’s music career and ascended the THRONE as the Queen of Naija Pop Music.

I also wrote another article, how Yemi Alade was planning a Coup D’etat to dethrone Tiwa Savage and she has finally achieved her aim…. Presently, Yemi Alade is the BIGGEST & MOST POPULAR Nigerian Female Singer across Africa!!!! Omo, this babe is huge across AFRICA!!! She has virtually toured the whole African countries, from her sold-out Stadium Concerts in Tanzania, Togo, Namibia etc… To her awards when she clinched the BEST FEMALE in Africa at the last MTV MAMA Award.
A music promoter in Namibia was telling me sometime ago that Yemi Alade is the number one Nigerian Female artiste in Namibia and that her songs are on heavy rotation. She’s also very BIG in East Africa and also West African countries. Congrats Yemi, its not easy. I watched your career grow from 2009 during Peak Talent Show where u emerged the winner. Hard Work pays.
Meanwhile, Seyi Shay is rising very fast in the industry too, Yemi you might want to watch your back oo. Cos i think Seyi is planning another Coup D’etat on you as you did Tiwa I wish Tiwa all the best as she comes back from Omugwo……. Nigerian artistes are the best…. They are talented except the ones dat sing Kpangolo music.

Drunk Police Inspector Visits Brothel In Lagos, Loses AK-47 Rifle & Ammunition

An Inspector attached to Area ‘F’ Command in Ikeja, Lagos State (names withheld), last weekend, got himself drunk and lost his AK-47 rifle with 30 rounds of ammunition, while on duty.
Vanguard learned that the inspector and his team were on special duty on the day of the incident.
On getting back to the office, he allegedly told his colleagues that he was going to eat and also use the opportunity to repair the vehicle, only to come back drunk without the gun and ammunition.
It was gathered that when he was asked the whereabouts of his gun, he explained that someone took it while he was sleeping inside the vehicle in the station.
Vanguard gathered that investigation by his team mates revealed that he was seen at Ipodo area of Ikeja, known as a criminal hideout, heavily drunk when the incident happened.
Another source alleged that he must have gone to sleep with one of the commercial s*x workers in the area, leaving the gun inside the vehicle from where it was removed.
The inspector, who was once attached to Special Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS, Ikeja, was said to have been transferred out of Lagos State due to unbecoming activities.
He was accused then of giving guns and ammunition as well as information to armed robbers and hoodlums, who paid him in return.
It was learned that he had since been arrested and detained at the state command, while efforts had been intensified by police authorities to recover the gun.

Source: Vanguard

Jose Mourinho Makes It To The Guinness Book Of Records (See The Records He Broke)

The name of the Chelsea FC coach appears in the 2016 version of the Guinness Book of Records for different times.
The records he now holds are as follows:-

1. “Longest football unbeaten home run by a manager ( 9 years).

2. Youngest manager to reach 100 Champions League matches (49 years 12 days).

3. Most points in a Premier League season (95).

4. Most games unbeaten at home in the Premier League (77).

While reacting to the achievement, Mourinho said: “The fact they gave me the awards in a way that I can put them up in my office is nice. It’s something fun and as a kid you could never imagine that one day you would be in the Guinness Book of Records.
You know me, these awards are for something I did in the past and obviously it’s nice, but for me what’s more important is what I can do in the future.”….. I dedicate this awards to all the “Agberos” supporting Chelsea FC in Nigeria, he added……

Congrats: Phyno Hits Nairabet Endorsement, Becomes Their Newest Ambassador

Its the Football bet Endorsement Season and Phyno is not left out of the Blessing pouring on the Local Rappers.
Phyno inked the Deal today which was said to have earned him Millions of Naira. Nairabet announced the New Deal on their Instagram page.
Olamide sealed his Own Endorsement with Surebet and Phyno hits Nairabets, Lets see who get hold of Reminisce…. Bet9ja I guess
Congrats phyno… Hardwork has finally paid off.

Meet The Nigerian Musician Who Saw A Real Mermaid

Nigeria’s greatest guitarist and living legend in music, Sir Victor Uwaifo confirmed that he actually saw and met with a female marine spirit popularly called “Mammy Water” among Africans, even though others still believe that the mermaid is a myth.
The following is the confession of Sir Victor Uwaifo on how he met a mermaid at the Bar Beach of the Atlantic Ocean on Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria.
Tell us about your encounter with the mammy water in Lagos

That was also true. I was the Head of the graphics department at that time. We used to close late and had to be on set to organize the back drop.
Because of the traffic, I used to deliberately stay late and go to the bar beach to strum my guitar and get inspiration.
That particular day, I stayed really late till everybody had gone. Not long after, I observed that each time the waves advance towards me, I would move back, but the farther I moved the closer it came.
Suddenly, I observed a figure coming towards me and before I knew it the figure was right before me. I wanted to run away.
I screamed, which I later transposed into strumming the guitar, which has become a trend nowadays. She just said, ‘if you see mammy water, never you run away’.
I just thought the mermaid loved music, otherwise it would have harmed me. What was the reception for the song after the incident?
It was an instant hit. It was after Joromi which gave Nigeria the first gold in Africa....

What was the reception for the song after the incident?

It was an instant hit. It was after Joromi which gave Nigeria the first gold in Africa.

Would you say its success was a bit spiritual in nature?

I call it esoteric, a privileged knowledge not for everybody. From that time till today, I have been very privileged. I am a spiritual person, I have a chapel in my house. I am not only an artiste, I am an engineer.
I have invented a sports car that I invented 20 years ago and I still drive it round in Benin. I have also invented guitars, I wanted a new octave on the normal guitar that would go as far as the ones that are found on a grand piano.
I also invented a guitar that had a keyboard embedded in it and many more before the latest one that spins round faster than the speed of sound.

Army Seized Dried Fish Worth N60m From Insurgents

The 7 Division of the Nigerian Army has destroyed over 2,000 cartons of dried fish estimated at 60 million Naira seized from suspected Boko Haram terrorists in Borno State.
Spokesperson of the Division, Colonel Tukur Ceremony, today showed reporters the recovered items in Maiduguri, the capital of the State.
He said that the suspected insurgents, who had resorted to robbery and cattle rustling, were believed to also be engaged in commerce to fund their activities.

Ghanaian Actress Divorces Husband 4 Days After Wedding [See Why]

On their wedding day, last week Sunday

Ghanaian actress Rose Mensah, popularly known as Kyeiwaa, has divorced her husband Daniel Osei, less than four days after the glamorous event. The Kumasi-based Spare Parts dealer tied the knot with the famous Kumawood actress last weekend in Kumasi.
Twenty-four hours after the wedding, it emerged that Mr. Osei was a married man with kids.
Wife of Mr. Osei has also revealed that her husband claimed that his marriage to Kyeiwaa was just a movie and nothing more. It has also emerged that Osei rented a crowd for Sunday’s ceremony.
Kyeiwaa, however, has confirmed to Kasapa FM that she is done with Osei, and will never go back.

Gulder Ultimate Search 2015? TAGGED” Find Buhari’s Land In Port Harcourt?

 

 Am not sure how true this is… but its not funny lool..

 

[Music] Lil Kesh Ft. MVP & Maphian – Am I Mad

Here ‘s another hot rap joint “Am I Mad” from YBNL super star “LIL Kesh”. He Features MVP & Maphian, fast rising upcoming lyricists, Its something u wanna listen to again. Punch Lines and Tight Flows. Download & Enjoy..

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See What This AIT Newscaster Goes Through Before Entering The Newsroom

Her fellow co-worker and anchor of
“Focus Nigeria,” Gbenga Aruleba,
shared her pictures on his Facebook
page with the caption, “All in an
attempt to cast news? Na wa”…..
What would you now do if you wan
cast spell on someone?…….

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Young Boy Crafts A Wooden Land Rover And A Laptop From Wood (See Photos)

“This brain needs to be exploited
and seriously invested in by
Government officials. Africans are
intellectually awesome and
extremely creative. A young boy
from Mubende Uganda has invented
something, its a dream come true for
him, a land-rover and a laptop from
wood.
The young boy shocked his
community and country at large
with the historic invention..
Congratulations to him”

RIHANNA REACTS TO KANYE WEST WANTING TO RUN FOR US PRESIDENT IN 2020 – SEE WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY!

Rihanna reacts to Kanye West wanting to run for US President – Rihanna has reacted to Kanye’s intention to run for president of the United States come 2020.She is not only happy about his declaration, Rihanna insists he would get her vote.

Speaking to Entertainment Tonight, Rihanna said:

 “I mean people are voting for [Donald] Trump. Who wouldn’t vote for Kanye?I got to see his speech and I’m really, really elated with it. His speech was incredible.”

Video: Watch Jackie Chan speak pidgin, Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo on his movie in Nigeria

Famous Hong Kong actor and stunt artist,Jackie Chan made a shout out to Nigerians promotion of for his highly anticipated movie , Dragon Blade.

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This Man Is Growing A Third Ear From His Arm, You Won’t Believe Why!

Australian performance artist Stelarc
has two functioning ears, but he’s
growing a third ear on his arm.
Why?
It’s all in the name of art. The
process involved a complicated
surgery; first the ear was constructed
from a bio-compatible material then
transplanted under the skin on
Stelarc’s arm.

Within six months the tissue and
blood vessels in his arm morphed
with the material. The artist
explained his future plans for this
new ear to OddityCentral:
“He plans to make it more three-
dimensional by using his own stem
cells to develop a proper external ear
lobe. Then, he wants to implant a
Wi-Fi enabled microphone in it. The
mic will be permanently activated,
so people from around the world can
‘tune in’ to him and listen to
whatever he’s hearing.”
CNN reports that this is not the
award-winning artist’s first attempt
at fusing human physiology with
technology, “He has long used his
own body to explore people’s
changing relationship with
technology, from putting cameras in
his lungs, colon and stomach,
performing with a third hand and
having himself hung nak*d from a
ceiling with hooks.”
Stelarc explains that the he has
particular interest in the idea of
cyborgs, he told CNN, “What it means
to be human will not be determined
any longer merely by your biological
structure but perhaps also
determined largely by all of the
technology that’s plugged or inserted
into you.”

Happy Birthday: Nokia 3310 Is 15 Years Today

On the 2 of September 2000, The
Legendary Nokia 3310 Phone was
Released.
Do you agree it is one of the best
phones we have ever used?

True or False?

Top 3 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Hold Your ATM Card In Your Hand While On Queue

We must really be living in a jet-age
because if you might wanna know,
even with you just standing on the
ATM users queue waiting for your
turn (with your ATM card in your
hand, someone behind you might just
be paying for some bills with your
hard earned cash.
So don’t be surprised if it gets to
your turn and you can’t find any
cash in your account again.
Yea…that’s how technology has
evolved.
So might wanna see my top 3
reasons why you should neither give
someone you card to withdraw for
you nor hold your ATM card in your
hand while on the queue.
NOTE: there are many but I just
culled my top 3, may differ from
yours.
1. Online Shopping: Without your ATM
card PIN, one can still pay for goods
online with your card, all that’s
needed is your card’s:
»Serial number (the 15 or 16 digits
in front if your card)
»Expiry date (just below the serial
no.)
»Security digit (can be found at the
back of your card, usually 3 digits )
2. Clone Cards: Payoneer master card
owners always fall victim to clone
cards. If anybody get hold of your
card, they can easily get all the
details of the card and clone it
exactly. The cloned cards can then be
used to withdraw your money from
any part of the world.
Payonneer might just not be the only
victims but they are very common.
3. Payment of Bills From Scam Jobs or
Websites: If you give your card to
somebody that is knowledgeable
about Internet stuff, he can easily
use your card details to sign up on
websites like domain registrar,
website hosting or some tutorial
website that involves subscription.
These websites will keep on sucking
the hell out of your money monthly
without your knowledge.
To avoid falling victim of any of
these 3 and other dangers, don’t give
somebody else your ATM card for
anything and keep your card in you
purse or wallet while on the ATM
queue.

Nicki Minaj on Vacation with Meek Mill in Dubai (Photos)

Nicki Minaj is currently vacationing in Dubai with her boo of life- Meek Mills. They decided to cool off there after their Pink Tour which recently ended. More photos after the cut...

Man imprisoned for 5 years for setting pregnant lover on fire

On Monday, a 37-year-old bar operator who was identified as Lucky Esonahae was arraigned on one count bordering on causing bodily harm by setting his pregnant lover on fire. The prosecuting officer, Sergeant Ganiyu Yahya, told the court that the incident took place at Uwelu Quartres in Benin, and was reported by the victim, Stella Isaac, on July 6, the same day it occurred. Yahya said Esonahae poured kerosene on Stella, who was said to be 7 months pregnant, lit a match and set her on fire.

He said that the victim was later rescued by one of her sons and her neighbours, who forced the door of her room open, as she had been locked in. He said the victim, who was later rushed to the Central Hospital, where she received treatment sustained burns on her hands and forehead. The police prosecutor also told the court that Esonahae had earlier accused the pregnant woman of infidelity for allegedly returning at about 6pm from her ante-natal care and had threatened to kill her, before she ran to her sister’s residence.

The charge read: “That you, Lucky Esonahae, on July 6, 2015, at Uwelu Quartres, Benin, in the Egor Magisterial District, did cause grievous harm to one Stella Isaac, by setting her on fire with kerosene, which cause her bodily harm and, thereby, committed an offence punishable under Section 355(B) of the Criminal Code Cap 48, Vol. II, Law of the defunct Bendel State of Nigeria, 1976, as applicable to Edo State.” The accused pleaded guilty to the offence and begged for leniency. But the presiding magistrate, Igho Braimoh, said the court would not be lenient, adding, “for a 37- year-old man to set a lover on fire leaves much to be desired.” She, therefore, sentenced him to 5 years in prison with hard labour.

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Kylie Jenner shows off new ear piercing in her sports bra

Kylie Jenner pierced her ear with a 5th piercing and showed it off wearing a sports braStill waiting on the nudes, lol. More photos after the cut..

Chris Brown sued by fan shot during club appearance

Chris Brown is being sued by a man who was shot at a party that the singer hosted in January. Paul Briley was one of five people struck at the Fiesta Nightclub in San Jose, Calif. during the “Chris Brown Capricorn Bash,” and filed suit against Breezy, and the venue, for “negligence and carelessness.” Briley, 22, argues that the club should have had proper security measures in place, such as metal detectors, and searching “bags and/or guns,” due to similar incidents at events hosted by Brown. “This shooting should never have happened,” Briley’s attorney, Richard Alexander, said in a statement. “Brown’s managers and the concert promoters know that violence follows in Brown's wake.” None of the shooting victims sustained life- threatening injuries, however, Briley suffered “permanent injury” to his foot, the suit claims. He's suing for loss of income, and medical expenses. The suit also requests damages for “past, present, and future physical, mental and emotional pain and suffering, including fright, shock, terror, and post-traumatic stress of being shot.” Source: BET

10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result

I went to school today and I saw part time
students clustered around the department result
board. I noticed their reactions, expressions and
body language and this motivated me to induce it
into writing
These acts/reactions are not only peculiar to my
school students but also a generality/large percent
of other students across our tertiary institutions

1. They Refer To A Lecturer As Being Mean
After checking their semester results, they
amazingly keep their mouths widely opened like
someone who lost his Bet9ja ticket. They will
analyze how cheap the questions were; how they
finished before time; and how they attempted all
the questions correctly. They will blame their
lecturers saying they barely crown the effort of
students no matter how they answer their
questions correctly, if not, they ought to have been
graded an "A"

2. They Leap Praises On Themselves
Just because the y were fortunate to hit high
scores while others did not, you will see them
walk-bouncing and parading the class, raising
shoulders and praising themselves just to
intimidate others that did not perform so well

3. They Start Crying
As we know thatI observe that guys barely cry after
checking their results, but the ladies deserve a
standing ovation for this. After checking their
results, they will place their hands on their heads
crying and sweating profusely as if they just lost a
relative. They will keep checking every five minutes
expecting their grades to change miraculously

4. They Put Blame Invigilators These ones will
always blame their failure or low grades on the
strict invigilators who prevented them from girraf-
ing, or communicating with their friends, and/or
insufficient time. if not, they ought to have scored
at least a/an "A" or "B". When they score " or F",
they will say, so this man gave me D despite what
I wrote; but when they score "A", they will say that
is what they deserve

5. They Will Cross Out Their Names
These ones will check their results and would act
like they have passed but will come back later at
night to cancel their names and grades

6. "Thank God I Did Not Carry The Course" Crew
These ones will go straight to d end of their
results to see if there is any carry over before even
checking grades proper. You will see them go on
their knees singing praises to God that they
narrowly escaped CARRY OVER. I call them LET MY
PEOPLE GO crew

7. They Check The Grades Of Other Students
The ones might have crammed the matric numbers
of most students must while some might have even
compiled the list of all students in a piece of paper
and will bring it along with them when result is
released. You will see them come under the
disguise of checking their results, when if fact, they
are checking that of other students.

8. They Console Others
These ones will check their results without even
saying anything. Either they fail or pass, no one
knows.
You will see them consoling their colleges who
have failed.

9. They Stay Miles Away From The Result Board
They will come and stay few miles away from the
board waiting for other students to vacate the
board before they check theirs. This is because
they are not sure of themselves and they don't
want the breeze to expose the anus of the fowl

10. Feel free to add the last one

I drop my pen at this point
Thanks for reading
Have fun
Lala Emma.

Patoranking – “Gal Ting Riddim” (Cover)

Naija’s patois singing act, Patoranking
dishes out a cover to Jamaican artiste,
Konshen’s “Gal Ting”. He adds his own
flavour and creativity to his own tune
which he titled “Gal Ting riddim”.
This Riddim will set the dance floors on
fire.

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[Music] Ice Prince – Boss (Prod. By Tekno)

As promised, Here is new tune from
the new Chocolate City Music Group
Vice President & Ceo of
SuperCoolCats , Ice Prince Zamini , he
titles this one Boss. The tune was
produced by Tekno.
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[Video] RunTown Ft. Wizkid & Walshy Fire – Bend Down Pause

RunTown has released the visuals to
hit track with the Star Boy himself
“Wizkid” . This one also Features
Walshy fire of MAJOR LAZER. Walshy
Fire Links up Nigeria & Jamaica in
this smash hit.
Video was shot in Malibu , California
and was directed by Super talented
and award winning Jamaican
director Jay Will (Game Over) Watch
& Enjoy.
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& Walshy fire – Bend Down Pause Video
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Pass Or Fail? As President Buhari Approaches 100 Days In Office, How Would You Rate His Performance, So Far?

As President Buhari approaches 100
days in office, how would you rate
his performance, so far?

Pass Or Fail?

Olamide & Phyno celebrate their own people who are Made of Black

Olamide and Phyno painted Lagos and Enugu city black during the week. The rappers decided to extend the Made of Black campaign to the people by rewarding some amazing individuals, whom they feel embody the Made of Black attitude. In Lagos Olamide celebrated Tunde Adebanjo aka Euro as his Made of Black hero while in Enugu Phyno celebrated Mr. Macdonald Ikem Odenigbo aka DJ Good Noise as his hero.

It was indeed a scene to behold as the Made of Black ambassadors arrived in style, prompting people to join in on the celebration. Other amazing people who also got surprise visits from the Made of Black ambassadors, celebrating them for their accomplishments include; Miss Chidera Okolie, Ebere Nnorom aka Biggy, Sunday Bankole aka B Banks, and Nnenna Okechukwu Emmanuel aka Slow Dog. This is really impressive and well thought out, people need this sort of encouragement especially coming from people they respect and admire.
It feels good to be celebrated. We hear there’s a lot more to come.

BREAKING : Manchester United send Adnan Januzaj on loan to Dortmund

Manchester United winger Adnan Januzaj has completed a season-long loan move to Borussia Dortmund.

 The 20-year-old has seen his chances of regular first-team football at Old Trafford restricted under Louis van Gaal and he has now joined the Bundesliga side until the end of the season, where he will wear number nine.

Ent_bonus readers Lets Talk: See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company

This is just for Fun… Imagine you own a Company and someone wrote this kind of letter below to you, What Reply will you send to such person? Read the Later below:- I hereby refer to the recent death of the technical manager at your company, and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager. Each time I apply for a job I always get a reply that no vacancy, but in this case I hv caught you red-handed ooh yes korokoro and you have no excuse cos I even attended the funeral to be sure he was actually dead and buried before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my c.v, his death certificate and his coffee picture. thank you and I look forward to your by force approval. Yours sincerely, Jeremiah. What Reply will you send to such person? Drop your comment.

We’ve found banks with stolen oil money – Buhari

President Muhammadu Buhari, yesterday, in Abuja said that his administration has identified banks, financial institutions and countries in which payments for stolen Nigerian crude oil have been deposited.
Speaking at an audience with visiting United States Congressmen, President Buhari acknowledged the support and cooperation his administration was getting from the international community in gathering required intelligence for tracing and recovering stolen national resources.

The President, according to a statement signed by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Mr Femi Adesina, told the Congressmen led by Rep. Darrel Issa: “We are getting cooperation from the international community, including information on ships that take crude oil from Nigeria and change direction, or pour their contents into other ships mid-stream. Some monies were paid to individual accounts. We are identifying the financial institutions and countries that are involved. I have been assured that when we get all our documents together, the United States and other countries will treat our case with sympathy.”
President Buhari told the Congressmen that his Administration will welcome more regular meetings of the Nigeria-United States Bi-National Commission. He noted that the Commission could serve as a more useful platform for the promotion of bilateral trade and economic relations as well as joint cooperation in the war against terrorism.

Rep. Darrel assured him that the United States will support Nigeria against Boko Haram by providing training, intelligence and military platforms.
“We look forward to helping you in many ways to end the Boko Haram insurgency and the theft of crude oil in the Gulf of Guinea,” he said.
Nigeria, the world’s seventh largest producer of crude oil, accounts for about 68.1 per cent of the total revenue Africa lost in a decade as a result of illegal transfer of funds abroad.

N10.08trillion lost in 10 years

The report of the Thabo Mbeki High Level Panel on Illicit Financial Flows from Africa adopted by African Union Heads of State and Government at their summit in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia said about $40.9billion (about N6.87trillion) of an estimated $60billion (about N10.08trillion) lost through such transfers from Africa in a decade (2001-2010) was traced to Nigeria.
The funds are stolen through corruption, tax evasion and illegal transfer of profits by multinationals, the AU said. Nigeria, which produces an average of 2.3million barrels of oil daily as the leading hydrocarbon producer in Africa, is being ravaged by poverty and underdevelopment. Cumulatively, Nigeria and Egypt topped the list of 10 African countries by illicit financial transfers between 1970 and 2008, with $217.7billion (about N36.57trillion), or 30.5 per cent, and $105.2billion (about N17.67trillion), or 14.7 per cent respectively, while South Africa had $81.8billion (about N13.74trillion), or 11.4 per cent. In its 15-point findings, the panel noted that ending illicit financial flows is a political decision by the various governments as it involved issues of abusive transfer pricing, trade mis-invoicing, tax evasion, aggressive tax avoidance, double taxation, tax incentives, unfair contracts, financial secrecy, money laundering, smuggling, trafficking and abuse of entrusted power. The interrelationships of these issues, it stated, conferred a technical character requiring transparency across all aspects to ensure access to information and the right to obtain such information.
It will be recalled that there has been reports that stolen Nigerian oil worth billions of dollars is sold every year on international markets and much of the proceeds are laundered in world financial centers like Britain and the United States which officials said will help President Buhari to recover the funds. An estimated 100,000 barrels per day (bpd) of oil was stolen from pipelines in the Niger Delta, the report by London-based Chatham House said, not including the unknown quantities stolen from export terminals. Theft of crude oil The theft amounts to around 5 per cent of Nigeria’s current 2 million bpd production but has a wider impact because oil companies are often forced to shut down pipelines due to damage caused by thieves. The activity costs Nigeria’s economy an estimated $5 billion a year in potential revenue. While oil majors like Royal Dutch Shell and Italy’s Eni are often the first to complain about theft, it is unclear how much they are losing from it. A measure of acceptable losses may be keeping them from taking determined preventive action, the report said. Oil firms do not pay royalties on stolen oil. “Nigerian crude oil is being stolen on an industrial scale. Proceeds are laundered through world financial centers and used to buy assets in and outside Nigeria,” said the 70-page report, entitled “Nigeria’s Criminal Crude”. Thieves have many ways to disguise funds … including cash smuggling, delayed deposits, use of middlemen, shell companies and tax havens, bribery of bank officials, cycling cash through legitimate businesses and cash purchases of luxury goods.” The report named the United States, Britain, Dubai, Indonesia, India, Singapore and Switzerland as likely money-laundering hotspots, and the United States, Brazil, China, Thailand, Indonesia and the Balkans as the most likely destination for stolen oil. Former Oil Minister, Diezani Alison-Madueke had called for stolen oil to be labeled “blood oil”, arguing that the security risk is similar to those in past and present mineral conflict zones such as Angola, Sierra Leone or Congo. The Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, Saturday said that the Global financial integrity group has said that about $15.7 billion illicit money pass through Nigeria annually. This makes Nigeria one of the top 10 countries for illicit financial flow. As a result, banks in the country have reacted by rejecting foreign currency deposits, saying that it has increased its vigilance on illegal financial flow.
A statement issued by Ibrahim Mu’azu, Director, Corporate Communications of the CBN said: “The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) notes with concern a recent report by the Global Financial Integrity group, which ranks Nigeria as one of the 10 largest countries for illicit financial flows in the world. Although we do not have an independent confirmation of this assertion, the report estimates that about $15.7 billion of illicit funds go through our system annually. “In the light of this avoidably negative commentary, we wish to draw the public’s attention to several protocols on illicit fund flows, money laundering, and terrorism financing both in Nigeria and around the world, and warn that the CBN will increase its vigilance to ensure that Nigerian banks are not used as conduits for illicit fund flows, especially in foreign currencies. “The CBN will continue to support the Federal Government’s fight against money laundering, corruption, and terrorism financing and will block any and every avenue that may be used for these purposes. We will also ensure that persons who venture into currency speculation and currency substitution find it unattractive and dangerous. In these efforts, therefore, we seek the continued cooperation of all Nigerians to make this work for the enhancement of our shared progress, rather than the prosperity of a greedy few amongst us.” Illicit financial flows in and out of Nigeria are mainly from crude oil theft, proceed of corruption, tax evasion, over invoicing of imports and inflated contracts.
The FGI report According to the Financial Global Integrity report 2008-2012 released last month, “illicit financial flows from developing countries are facilitated and perpetuated primarily by opacity in the global financial system. This endemic issue is reflected in many well-known ways, such as the existence of tax havens, secrecy jurisdictions, anonymous companies, other legal entities, and innumerable techniques available to launder dirty money such as through misinvoicing trade transactions. “This is, essentially, trade fraud and is often referred to as trade-based money laundering when used to move the proceeds of criminal activity. “Of the estimated $1 trillion in measurable illicit outflows each year, trade misinvoicing is the method most often used to move funds offshore.”

Burna Boy and Cynthia Morgan kiss (photos)

Cynthia shared the photo and wrote "Let’s just be honest! Let’s just be real!". She's since deleted it. Mostly likely from a video shoot? Another photo after the cut...

Wow check out this cute football field cake...

Wow, Nigeria bakers are so good at this.

Boko Haram Members Trying To Force Their Way Into Lagos- DSS

Nigeria’s Islamic extremist rebels Boko Haram are trying to extend their violent campaign across the country including Lagos, the country largest city, an intelligence official said Sunday. There has been a sudden influx of Boko Haram agents into Lagos and other parts of Nigeria outside the militants’ main area in northeastern Nigeria, said Tony Opuiyo, spokesman of the Department of State Services. He said Boko Haram is trying to extend their reach after being pushed out of the urban centers of northeastern Nigeria in recent months. Security agencies had arrested 14 Boko Haram suspects in Lagos, the capital Abuja and other parts of the country outside the northeast in the past two months, said Opuiyo. Those arrested include cell leaders, some of whom admitted to involvement in recent suicide attacks, he said. You can also read the full SSS statement below: In line with the Department of State Services’, DSS, re-strategised Counter Terrorism measures to combat the menace of the Boko Haram insurgency in Nigeria, the Service has continued to make significant breakthroughs in this direction. This followed the rounding up of notable commanders and frontline members of the notorious group from different parts of the country. It should be noted that the group’s new pattern of movement and spread is necessitated by the pressure being put on them in their core areas of strength in the North East. 2. Consequently, a number of them have been arrested in Lagos, Kano, Plateau, Enugu and Gombe States between July 8 and August 25, 2015. Of particular note was the arrest on July 8, 2015 in Gombe State of those responsible for the coordination and execution of the suicide attacks in Potiskum, Kano, Zaria and Jos. They are: Usman SHUAIBU (a. k. a. Money): 3. SHUAIBU revealed that he coordinated the attacks under reference with the sum of N500,000 which was provided by his Amir, one Isa ALI. He claimed that the said Isa ALI has links to the leader of the Boko Haram sect, Abubakar SHEKAU, from where he collects monies to fund operations undertaken by their Markaz. Also, he revealed that he has participated in several Boko Haram attacks, including the attacks at Gwoza Divisional Police Station in 2014. 4. SHUAIBU admitted being the leader of the team of nine (9) sect members that was dispatched from Sambisa Forest to carry out the attacks. He disclosed that four out of the nine of them were used as suicide bombers in executing all the (suicide) attacks. Ahmed MOHAMMED (aka ABUBAKAR): 5. Suspect, an IED expert, confessed to the preparation of the IEDs used for the mentioned attacks. He also averred that he was the one who strapped the suicide bombers, notably SULE and his wives, with IED vests, which they used in the attacks in Jos. Adamu ABDULLAHI (aka Babpa) 6. Suspect confessed that Usman SHUAIBU motivated him to work closely with Ahmed MOHAMMED (aka ABUBAKAR) in the preparation of the IEDs used in the attacks under reference. Ibrahim ISA 7. Suspect confessed that he was the one who carried out reconnaissance on the targets in Jos ahead of the attacks. Muttaqa YUSUF (aka Mohammed SANI/ Mudtaka): 8. Suspect disclosed that one ALIYU, believed to be Aliyu GOMBE, in Sambisa forest, was the one that ordered the serial attacks which the syndicate carried out. He further confessed that he assisted Usman SHUAIBU in planning and executing the said attacks. 9. Other arrests include: 10. Bakura MODU:- He was arrested on July 20, 2015, at Kara, Isheri Berger, Ikeja LGA, Lagos State; 1. Mustapha Alli JAMNERI:- He was arrested on July 24, 2015, at Gowon Estate, Egbeda, Alimosho LGA, Lagos State; iii. Abuyi SHERRIFF:- suspect was arrested on August 7, 2015, at Ebute-Metta, Lagos Mainland LGA, Lagos State; 1. Babagana ALI and Babagana KOLOYE:- were arrested same day (August 7, 2015), at Eric Moore, Bode Thomas Street, Surulere LGA, Lagos State; 1. Abba Modu SAGMA: He was arrested on August 9, 2015, at Ijora Badiya, Apapa LGA, Lagos State; 1. Grema ABUBAKAR and Tijani BAGUDU: were arrested on August 10, 2015, at Amukoko, Ijora Badiya, Apapa LGA, Lagos State; vii. Baba Alhaji and Abass IBRAHIM:- were arrested earlier on the same day (August 10, 2015), at Alaba International Market, Alaba, Ojo LGA, Lagos State; viii. IBRAHIM AUDU: Suspect was arrested on August 192015, at New Artisan Market, Enugu, Enugu State; 1. Ibrahim HARUNA: The 30-year old suspect from Kanawa village, Sumaila LGA, Kano State was arrested on August 21, 2015, at Kwomi village, Kwami Local Government Area, Gombe State; 1. Mal Ali MOHAMMODU: The 33-year-old suspect was arrested on August 22, 2015, at Ibrahim Taiwo Road, Fagga LGA in Kano State; 1. Adam Wakil Abdul JILBE: was arrested on August 23, 2015, at Obanikoro Area, Mushin LGA, Lagos State; and xii. Mohammed USMAN: was arrested on August 25, 2015, at Atuashe Estate, Gbagada, Kosofe LGA, Lagos State. 10. Nigerians and indeed the general public have to note that the arrest of Usman SHUAIBU aka Money and the core members of his cell, stemmed the spate of bombings by the extremist sect. It would be recalled that MONEY and his group were arrested on their way to Bauchi State where they had planned to execute another heart-rending bomb attack and this was frustrated by the arrest. Furthermore, the sudden influx of Boko Haram members into Lagos State points to the determination of the sect to extend its nefarious terrorist activities to the State and in fact, other parts of the country. The arrest of these confessed terrorist elements has however helped in no small measure to avert devastating attacks in the area. However, the Service is making efforts to conclude its investigations and commence prosecution of the suspects. 11. Drawing from the above, the DSS reiterates its avowed determination to work with other stakeholders in the fight against terror and other forms of criminality in our country. Citizens and residents are therefore called upon to rise to the occasion by volunteering useful information to the Service and relevant security agencies.

TESTED. See how to check who viewed your Facebook profile the most

Everyone is curious to know who visited their Facebook profile. Be it a girl or a boy, they tend to have an etching desire to find out who visited their Facebook profile as they are filled with these common questions- “Whether my crush checks my profile?”
“Who views my pics?”, “Which girl/Boy always views my profile?” and so on…Its natural, but i have seen many people getting tricked by 3rd party software that doesn’t provide appropriate results but just spams on their Facebook Wall’s, so here’s a wonderful trick that’ll help you find who views your profile the most! How to track who visited my facebook profile? Its easy to do. Just follow these steps and you’ll succeed in finding out who visited your Facebook Profile!
Go To Your Facebook timeline – facebook.com/abcd Right click on your timeline and hit “View page Source”.
Now, you’ll be redirected to a new page with lots codes. Hold CTRL+F on your keyboard, a text box appears at the right corner, in that box, type- “InitialChatFriendsList” (Don’t include Quotes) Next to that word, you’ll see a list of numbers, these are the profile ID’s of people who visit your timeline. Just go to “facebook.com” and paste the ID number beside it with a “\” . For example, if the ID is abcd, you have to put it as- facebook.com/abcd. The first ID shows the one who visits profile more often while the last ID never visits your profile! So, how was it?

Hope you found out who visits your profile regularly.

Photo: Popular Yoruba Comic Actor “Ijebu” Dressed Up Like A Woman

Popular Yoruba Movie Comic, Ijebu dressed up like a Female with heavy Makeup… God Save this dude say no be Female God create am.. Cute? See photo below

Mikel Obi Secretly Fathers Two Children – UK Media Discloses

Mirror.co.uk has disclosed that Chelsea Star, Mikel Obi has secretly fathered two children. Mikel Fathers a boy who is 4 at the moment and another one, who is just 1- a girl. According to them the 28-year old player is responsible for his children.

He had a relationship with the first woman that bore his first child, a son now 4, but the other one was more or less a fling. They had a thing together after the pair met at a London club and bore him a daughter only last year. He has bought a £500,000 house for his babymama and son and also takes care of his newly welcomed daughter, the one year old. A friend of the daughter’s mum said “John has provided for her and the girl. She seems to have come into money since having the baby and is keeping a low profile.” As you all know Mikel is currently dating a Russian Billionaire’s daughter, Olga Diyachenko. The pair frequently post each others photos on their individual social media pages. We are however not sure if Olga knows about the two secret children, so it doesn’t turn out to be a case of Chris Brown and karrueche where the lady in question got to know about the child her boyfriend fathers through TMZ.

This also proves that Mikel cheated on Olga because according to Mikel himself, he has been dating Olga for two years and now it turns out that he welcomed a child a year ago.

P-Square escape unhurt from an accident along Lagos Ibadan Expressway

The music duo alongside Kaffy's husband (who is their official drummer) & their assistant manager escaped from an accident along the Lagos Ibadan Expressway. Peter took to Instagram to share the details. What he wrote after the cut...